Wish I could have 4/20 fun but I’m looking for a job and drug tests exist and ugghhhhh

eraserheadsbaby:

skeptikhaleesi:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

just look at babe ruth’s face tho
so confused
so lost
i love it

Your daily dosage of “men are actually giant babies who will do anything to protect their position of power over women”

eraserheadsbaby:

skeptikhaleesi:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

Your daily dosage of “men are actually giant babies who will do anything to protect their position of power over women”

So my birthday was a few days ago and my boyfriend lives a few hours away from me so he sent me a package full of candy and a necklace. But then he was like "you'll be getting another package in a few days" and I'm like "oh boy! i'm excited!" So i told everyone i was getting more presents and i found out that my boyfriend bought me a dildo so now i don't know what to tell my friends and family since they're curious about my other gift omg i hope this won't be too awkward
Anonymous

Omfg that’s so great!! Idk what to tell you to tell them, but man that is perfect what an awesome boyfriend hell yeah!!

1. I thought you might perhaps like the song La Petite Mort by Coeur de Pirate. 2. Favorite song to dance to when no one is watching?
Anonymous

OMG YES THAT SONG!!! THAT BAND AHH!!! My favorite song of theirs is Fondu au Noir uwu

Hmmm depending on my mood, either the Glee version of Slave 4 U (Brittany S. Pierce is hot as shit when she sings that song don’t question me ok) or Valerie by Amy Winehouse, the 60s sounding version it’s so upbeat and fun!!

Thanks for the questions, cutie!! ☆u☆

sassively:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

more things that need to be more affordable:

-tampons/pads

-bras

-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs

-crocs

Send me yes or no questions!

Or any questions!

Or stories!

Or tell me about your day!

Or tell me about your crush!

Or just yeah talk to me please!

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

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nicholeholmes221b:

mutualize:

shakyamunl:

PLEASE GIVE IF YOU CAN
A girl at my high school was walking to her friend’s house after work on Thursday night and was hit by a car. She is now in critical condition and fighting for her life. I have always worried someone would get hit on one of the roads on the island. Everyone goes so fast. Stacie is one of the sweetest girls I know and I am asking please just reblog or donate if you can. It would mean a lot to me, Stacie and our whole school. Thank you so much.

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This is the article about the incident. It really happened and a real girl needs help!

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mutualize:

nicholeholmes221b:

mutualize:

shakyamunl:

PLEASE GIVE IF YOU CAN

A girl at my high school was walking to her friend’s house after work on Thursday night and was hit by a car. She is now in critical condition and fighting for her life. I have always worried someone would get hit on one of the roads on the island. Everyone goes so fast. Stacie is one of the sweetest girls I know and I am asking please just reblog or donate if you can. It would mean a lot to me, Stacie and our whole school. Thank you so much.

Signal boost!

This is the article about the incident. It really happened and a real girl needs help!

Signal boosting this again so that everyone can see the article

destinydeoxys:

light up sketchers combined with heelys would be some next level shit 

beefmilk2:

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

demishreksual:

being a lesbian automatically makes ur punk rock level 300 over the maximum punx level of all men sorry i dont make the rules